FOR INDECENT BEHAVIOUR!

STEVEN FISCHER, AKA "FARMER" FISCHER

ALIAS "PEDRO CHAN",
SOMETIMES MISTAKEN FOR "CAROL ANNE",
FREQUENTLY SEEN WITH HIS ACCOMPLICE
"ONE ARMED" ALICE.

IF YOU SEE THIS MAN, *DO NOT* ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND HIM YOURSELF! HE'S VERY DANGEROUS! HE'LL TRY TO OFFER YOU PROPHYLACTIC DEVICES, POSSIBLY EVEN A SLUG OF TEQUILA! MR. FISCHER, A KNOWN ADVOCATE OF FREE-SPEECH & THOUGHT, WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU THINK! YOU'RE LIABLE TO FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. IF YOU ENCOUNTER THIS MAN, RETURN IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR HOME AND WATCH AT LEAST 4 HOURS OF TELEVISION, PREFERABLY DAY-TIME SOAP OPERAS. UNDER NO CONDITION SHOULD YOU LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS, AND DO NOT LOOK AT ANY PICTURES HE MIGHT TRY TO SHOW YOU. THEY WILL MOST LIKELY BE "DIRTY" PICTURES.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

At his last known hideout called simply "The BUNKHOUSE", Mr. Fischer panders to the depraved moralities of people who like things that we don't like. Right thinking Amerikans (ie: folks who think exactly like us...) should band together to fight the spread of this insidious disease! (free-thought, that is...) Whatever you do, DO NOT visit this house of ILL REPUTE to view any of these explicit, sick and twisted sexually oriented graphic material! Of course, we had to force ourselves to go there in order to gain evidence against this depraved individual, we even felt compelled to download some of this filth to our own hard drives to fully comprehend the enormity of his offence. We were forced to purchase a subscription to this "gallery of Smut" so that we could monitor his activity. Picture our horror as we spent hours and hours and hours...(ahem), well anyway, it was quite shocking.

Above/left: Mr. Fischer gives the cameraman the "Hairy Eyeball"

Above right: Mr. Fischer usually has a camera on his person, hoping to catch the "Killer GIF". DO NOT let this man photograph you! NEVER yield to his request that you remove articles of clothing! I repeat,
"NEVER REMOVE YOUR CLOTHING FOR THIS MAN!!!"
That goes for you, too, Mrs. Fischer!

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Keywords: sex sexy indecent shocking don't come here to see lewd naked people exposing thair nude bodies or engaging in fellatio or fornication with pornographic images or farm animals and also avoid looking at nurses in bondage never look at a penis or an ass or tits or breasts or anybodies genitalia even your own and don't touch yourself and don't touch a vagina or a clitoris or a cock and avoid thinking about sex and fucking and pissing and especially amputee sex and above all NEVER THINK unless we tell you to or you will surely go straight to hell for thinking about lewd naked people exposing thair nude bodies or engaging in fellatio or fornication with pornographic images or farm animals and also avoid looking at nurses in bondage never look at a penis or an ass or tits or breasts or anybodies genitalia even your own and don't touch yourself and don't touch a vagina or a clitoris or a cock and avoid thinking about sex and fucking and pissing and especially amputee sex and above all NEVER THINK unless we tell you to or you will surely go straight to hell for thinking about lewd naked people exposing thair nude bodies or engaging in fellatio or fornication with pornographic images or farm animals and also avoid looking at nurses in bondage never look at a penis or an ass or tits or breasts or anybodies genitalia even your own and don't touch yourself and don't touch a vagina or a clitoris or a cock and avoid thinking about sex and fucking and pissing and especially amputee sex and above all NEVER THINK unless we tell you to or you will surely go straight to hell for thinking about lewd naked people exposing thair nude bodies or engaging in fellatio or fornication with pornographic images or farm animals and also avoid looking at nurses in bondage never look at a penis or an ass or tits or breasts or anybodies genitalia even your own and don't touch yourself and don't touch a vagina or a clitoris or a cock and avoid thinking about sex and fucking and pissing and especially amputee sex and above all NEVER THINK unless we tell you to or you will surely go straight to hell for thinking about SEX.